



me externally: lit teachers arent pulling text analysis out of their asses
me internally: the reason people and especially students like to blame English for seemingly making up meanings where they cant see it is because literature is an art and art is widely regarded as ‘easy’, ‘anyone can do that’, ‘its stupid and useless’ unlike math and science which are widely regarded as difficult but important subjects so while students will readily admit that they have trouble with math or science they’re more likely to shift the blame when they dont understand a more artistic subject, seeing it as a sign of weakness that they dont get something thats supposed to be dumb and easy rather than seeing it as an important topic that’s just as crucial to their knowledge as any stem subject and just as difficult and in-depth as any math or science can be
bi women:
everybody: friendly reminder that you can date a man!! dating a man is valid!!!!! girls can date boys!!! it is okay to never touch a stinky girl and date boys only!!!
when fiona apple said “my breast’s gonna bust open. the rib is the shell and the heart is the yolk. i just made a meal for us both to choke on”